beingacactusandstuff:

Gods have no sense of time apparently. 

loreleielizabeth:

adventuresofmoosehead:

The joke “Seven Eight Nine” becomes paradoxically terrifying if you are a Whovian.

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perfectrainbow:

imagine someone telling you theyve masturbated to you like how flattering would that be

sassy-pants-timelord:

It’s official you guys. Superwholock is officially on hiatus.

You guys we can get through this.

We are all in this together.

Yay!! ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(✿◕‿◕)/ *:・゚✧*

Yay!! ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(✿◕‿◕)/ *:・゚✧*

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

jo—harvelle:

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

  • cellular number
  • snapchat
  • twitter
  • facebook
  • skype
  • email
  • facetime
  • first born

you know, anything you want

i cybered on omegle today
  • You: hi
  • Stranger: hey
  • You: wanna cyber
  • Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
  • You: ya
  • Stranger: And okay then, you start?
  • You: i come into ur bedroom
  • You: and ur sleeping
  • You: and i crawl under your blanket
  • Stranger: I'm still asleep
  • You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
  • You: and u wake up and smile
  • Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
  • You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
  • You: cutting off your penis
  • Stranger: wait
  • You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
  • Stranger: Then what...?
  • You: I HATE YOU
  • Stranger: I didn't cheat
  • You: you bleed to death in your bed
  • Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
  • You: nobody ever knows what happened
  • You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
  • You: the end
  • Stranger: I have a mercedes?
  • You: not anymore faggot
  • Your conversation partner has disconnected.

radioactive-nerd:

-sharkbites:

theletterwsarseflap:

peoplelike-grapes:

pocketwatchesarefuckingsweet:

snogboxoftheimpossiblegirl:

trinawolfy:

WHERE IS THIS PLACE

I MUST GO THERE

DAAAAAAANNNNN…. JOOOOOOOSSHHH…..
WE NEED TO PLAN A TRIP! 

EXP BAR

THIS IS IN VANCOUVER?!!?!??!?!?! HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS!!>!?!?! CRIES SO HARD NEW LIFE GOAL

Yeah it’s like right by my school actually. We went there on the end of the world in December and it was all Fallout themed. 

THE FOOD THERE IS AMAZING. EVERYONE GO RIGHT NOW IT’S WONDERFUL.

Radioactive Nerd Waitstaff Belts
:D Radioactive Nerd made the nerdy wait belts. Also Drinks are hella good!

eirwencorentin:

lamboodle:

you guys help

OMG FINALLY I CAN USE THIS GIF

eirwencorentin:

lamboodle:

you guys help

OMG FINALLY I CAN USE THIS GIF

lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

The Doctor’s room in the God Complex must’ve contained John Hurt’s Doctor! O_O

gallifrey-feels:

oH

highsch00ls:

5evamore:

when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty 

That’s a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive.